★ Sausage  /  Bacon  /  The Fry Up ★

HireThe Best.& thenSell Harder.

HOG builds agentic tools for people who break the rules of recruiting and marketing. Sausage is our executive search platform. Bacon is our AI marketing platform. Order both and it's The Fry Up.

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The HOG mascot: a big pink tattooed hog on the toilet with a laptop on its knee, smoking a cigarette and flipping the bird
Born to Sell

§ 02 — The Package (go on, take a shot)

The Fry Up. Both on one plate.

Hire the leaders with Sausage. Tell the world about them with Bacon. The Fry Up is the full HOG package: executive search and AI marketing from one company, on one order.

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§ 03 — The Rap Sheet

Public enemies.

Recruiting and marketing are full of the same three crooks. HOG is built against every one of them.

7'6'5'4'

HOG DEPT. — CASE 0451

The Bought List

11·03·26  ·  LDN

Charged with
Selling thousands of names and not one reason
Sentence
Binned, unread
7'6'5'4'

HOG DEPT. — CASE 0702

The CV Spammer

11·03·26  ·  MCR

Charged with
Forwarding whoever applied and calling it a search
Sentence
Blocked, for life
7'6'5'4'

HOG DEPT. — CASE 1313

The Content Mill

11·03·26  ·  NYC

Charged with
One beige post, pasted on every platform
Sentence
Unfollowed

§ 04 — The Creed

Sending the message is the job the cheap bit. The expensive part is knowing who's worth it, and what to say.

  1. I.

    Thou shalt do the homework.

    Who matters? What do they need? Why now? Agents do the digging, on candidates and on customers.

  2. II.

    Thou shalt not spray.

    Volume isn't a strategy. One right candidate beats a hundred CVs. One right post beats a hundred pasted ones.

  3. III.

    A human pulls the trigger.

    The hog digs. Your people make the calls that count, and get on with the conversation.

HOGS
RULE

§ 05 — Word on the Street

Sausage found us a CFO nobody else could get on the phone.
[Name Surname] — Managing Partner, [Search Firm]. Dummy testimonial.
Bacon wrote for LinkedIn like it had actually been on LinkedIn.
[Name] — CMO, [Company]. Dummy testimonial.
Ordered the Fry Up. Slightly rude. Very filling.
[Name] — Founder, [Company]. Dummy testimonial.

§ 06 — Place Your Order

What'll it
be, big shot?

Tell us who you need to hire, who you need to reach, or both. We reply within one cigarette break (working days).[Dummy.]